Aug 14, 2008

I'm Going for the Gold


... in coughing.

I have an EXCELLENT chance of winning.

I've been training rigorously for weeks now, and everyone around me is convinced I'll win. Short of a lung flying out of my chest, there shouldn't be a problem. I've got this down pat. I'm GOOD at it.

My family has bought up all available stock in these.

My boss ordered one of these.

My husband just purchased these.

Bob Costas and Matt Lauer have contacted my agent to schedule an interview.

Stayed tuned for the most exciting Olympic event E.V.E.R. I'll make America proud.


8 comments:

Suzanne said...

Ok, no fair, you make me laugh at you and then I feel guilty for laughing at you because you're sickly. :)

I've had coughs like that where it seems that you will cough for the rest.of.your.life. Not fun at all. Hope you feel better soon my friend!

Kim said...

You CRACK me up!! I'm not laughing at your "condition"...rather your post. Too cute!!!

Hope you are feeling better soon.

Kim~

Anonymous said...

Now, STOP THAT....I SAID SO!
LOVE YA,
DAD

Paula (SweetPea) said...

You are too funny. Looks like you get it from your pa.

Now, go make us proud.

Sorry you are feeling so bad.

GoSuze! said...

LOL! Just the sight of Studly's ear protection made me propel Diet Coke out my....well enough about that....anyway it was funny.

(Diet Coke burns, ya know.)

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to be laughing at your misery...but dang that was funny..Bless your heart....get well!
Want me to bring you some good Chicken Soup? Won't be homemade cause you know I don't really cook that much or that well! But, I'll come up with something!
Call if there is anything I can do for you!
Love ya...thanks for the great laugh!
Ruby's Fairy Godmother

Sheryl said...

Something is not right when I am laughing at your illness. I'm sorry you're still not well but thanks for the laugh!!!

Praying it will be a great weekend,
Sheryl

The Ballinger Family said...

Oh me...my friend Mindy has had the same thing for about a month now. It's rough. Ran across your blog and wanted to pop in and say hi!
Tracy